sorry i only date pokemon masters

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away…

Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.


Common Charity


30 Day Tumblr Pokemon Challenge

  • Day 02: Favorite Pokemon Species: Renegade

I have never tought about having a favorite species, so I just chose one with a cool name. Also, a friend really likes Giratina  in its origin form c:

Poor old alone Giratina… well, alone until it decides to kidnap Dialga, or Cyrus, or whoever it wants because is a bamf.


ahhhh cute sphere babies!! i hope you like this sweetie~

 how-curious-ottji: Can I maybe ask for an Umbreon? ;3; Either gender!


of course you can, sweetie! i hope you like it!





Photographer Dalton Portella captured these dramatic photos depicting the powerful force of the ocean during stormy weather.


okay, but wind waker link was about 12 years old when he started his journey…

he also gave the king of red lions a snazzy nickname