public middle school teachers should be paid 3x what they’re earning because I could never do that
soldiers fight a couple tours of duty and call it a heroic art. middle school teachers enter an active war zone 5 days a week for 36 weeks a year their entire career
I don’t think middle schoolers are inherently evil, by the way. I just think it tends to an extremely difficult and transitionary period in adolescence and often kids that age are pushing boundaries and taking their pain out on their peers AND the adults in their lives. like, middle school was the place I saw the bloodiest battles I’ve ever witnessed. you could not pay me enough money to make me go back to middle school or to experience being 12 again.
thinking about the funniest way godzilla’s ever been defeated, which is by poking a hole in him so his atomic breath shoots out that when he tries to use it. he’s like an evil leaky garden hose
haha get leaked
it’s even funnier in the context of the movie because godzilla’s been thwarting every attack in increasingly ridiculous ways like that one kid on the playground who keeps giving his character new powers only to be done in by a hole in his shoulder
