catasters:

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radijs-dalfo:

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frogbitee:

Pretty girl,,,

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freeingkhur:

Not happy with this, but was told to post it anyways.

“Light them up, pretty.”

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jeeyonshim:

Guess who taught himself how to open the rice cooker and woke me up by screaming in between mouthfuls of hot rice

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voidedtea-reblogs:

tinyghosthands:

[image description: black text on a white background. the text reads:

“30 SECOND PLAY

(Moss covers the stage—so much so that it ceases to be a stage, it is only moss, sprawling, going well past what used to be the stage, covering everything. Covering the griefs. Covering the goodnesses. Covering all of it. A person enters.)

PERSON: Oh! Moss!

(They kneel down.)

PERSON: (patting the moss) Pat pat pat.

END OF PLAY”

end image description.]

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stardustswirldreams:

lilaxthegreat:

adulthooliganism:

im sorry he just literally looks like a little pizza

@neozoid

Pizza Slug! Pizza Slug! Pizza Slug!

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jewishevelinebaker:

greelin:

greelin:

greelin:

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

all part of the plan

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